inday jokes..

Hahaha. Walang kupas talaga si Inday. May napulot na naman akong bagong Inday jokes. Nasa Inquirer na si Inday! Nafeature na siya, hahaha. Sikat na talaga ang lola mo!

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(Applying for visa)

Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?

Amo: To travel with friends and fly the airplane.

Consul: DENIED!!
Consul: And you?

Inday: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey, an affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.

Consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!

Amo: *&^*$%! Inday.

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AMO: Inday, ano ginawa mo sa microwave natin at sumabog?

INDAY: Success is often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.

AMO: Impostora! Lumayas ka dito!

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